Speaking of stupid things...

There's a shop beside the Starbucks here in Murfreesboro that calls itself World Finance.  The first time I saw this I just looked at Evan and said, "they need to calm down." I think there's a Verizon or Sally's right next door. And... it's a shop.  You don't finance the WORLD in a shop.

I desperately want to pull a Will Ferrel from the movie, Elf, and run in yelling "Congratulations everyone!  Wow...financing the WORLD! Way to go!"

Speaking of stupid things,  Evan and I ate at Waffle House the other day and noticed all the quality photographs that read America's Best Chicken and Worlds Best T-Bone.

I hated getting this information late. Firstly, I would have reconsidered that waffle they made such a fuss over! Secondly, I would have loved to, yet again, play out the Ferrel scene.  "You did it! America's Best Chicken! Congratulations! Great job everybody!"

Call me crazy (you shouldn't call me that, I'll cut you. I'm totally kidding...),
but wouldn't it make sense for them to have the World's Best Waffle? No, Michelle Obama would get all jacked up on the super fruits she grows in her garden and fly down using her amazing bicep super powers to destroy the World Waffle Batter shop next to the World Finance shop here in Murfreesboro, Tennessee.

For the record, Waffle House is a super rad diner in my book of super rad diners. Also, I'm concerned that stupid people are running the World Finance joint. Stick with an America Finance or better yet, a Sanger, America Finance if there is one.  I'm right here to help with all your fiscally responsible needs.  I need to go pawn my dog now to pay the light bill.